A little bit of suger, quite alot of spice
i got what it takes to make the boys look twice
if youve lost your boy you no where hel be
he wont be at his mates
hel be tryina pull me

I used to have a life but my job ate it.

Rules of My Life:

Rule #1..Im always right

Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

I told him he was gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not short, I'm pint-sized!

The Bran Flakes have affected my brain!

LAST WEEK I FIGURED OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE.....JUST 4GOT 2 WRITE IT DOWN!

Say this 6 times fast

hanna said hans had a hundred heros

The older you are the younger your pearents try to keep you young

But the younger you act the more they tell you to grow up !!

The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There