There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

All marrige is....is finding someone that you can ANNOY for the rest of your life...

---->NOT MINE

I'm never wrong... I once thought I was wrong but it turned out, I was mistaken

I dont get dis .. people say 'allways say no to strangers' SO WHY THE FUC SHUD WE SAY YES TO TEACHERS ... they're strangers to us

Drowning on land, Living underwater

*two girls walk in*
Chineese man that works there: You want chineese to go?
Girls: mmhm
CHinees man: OK i'm chineese, you take me

I Love Your Face I Love Your Eyes..Damn I'm Good At Telling Lies

Hearts could only love for a WHILE,
U can put many relation in a FILE,
U can make a desert from the NILE.
but u can't stop your SMILE,
when you see my name in ur MOBILE.

Don't follow in my footsteps i run into walls.....

Pudding.