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  • Plagiarizers are like Magpies - They steal things that aren't theirs, and eve though they may look shiny and rewarding, it gets them nowhere

    -Kim

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  • Two words guys hate...dont and stop unless you put em together

    by Frankie
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  • Im red and ur blue so lets get together and make purple

    by Skylar
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  • I got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow

    by Frankie
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  • U r my love even tho u broke my heat i will take u back rite on da start!!!

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  • "Women love chocolate but chocolate kills dogs so women love dog poison."

    by Josh
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  • If it smells like trout
    Kick the B***H out...
    If it smells like salmon
    Keep on Yammin!!!

    by Char
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  • If it smells like trout
    Kick the B***H out...
    If it smells like salmon
    Keep on Yammin!!!

    by Char
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  • Cum guzzling c0ck mongrel

    by Char
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  • Cum guzzling c0ck mongrel

    by Char
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