-My head has a headache, and my headache has a head-

Welcome to the cave of wonder...
Touch nothing but the lamp...
I haven't got a lamp....
But you can rub something else....

She's gorgeous, she's sweet, she's brilliant, she's ... someone else's...
AND SHE WANTS TO F|_|K ME ANYWAY

With a "PACKAGE" that small UPS would ship it for free!!!!

Today is the tomorrow you was worried bout yesterday

Want no cun cun tonight?

Want no cun cun tonight?

Ya mommas like a gun 3 cocks and ready to blow

Rose are blue,
Violets are purple,
This thing doesn't rhyme,
So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

~*A qoute for the ladies*~

MEN!...there's always a catch