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Dont drink and drive...Jus take a sip at every red light |
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I just read 47 pages of funny quotes... |
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I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now |
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DoNt BuY DrUgS KiDs... |
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Incest is best, put your cousin to the test. |
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If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on pencils? |
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I have all the answers, but I never said they were right. |
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Girl: i have dry lips |
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Whoever said nothing was impossible abviously never tried slamming a revolving door! |
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I'm a palm reader. *gasp* you're gonna die, but don't worry, you'll live through it. |