Funny Quotes

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  • Sometimes I feel like a nut
    Sometimes I don't.

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  • I'm as bored as a duck on a high way.

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  • You may be 333 (half evil)
    Or you could be 666 (evil)
    But i'm 121212 (I make saten piss himself)

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  • I have no life......i just read 51 pages of funny quotes and 8 pages of sad quotes.......can i borrow ur life??

    by lisa
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  • Most dudettes think dudes with muscles are hot. My theory to that is...bull! Any dude can work out but it takes a special dude to try and get off the couch!

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  • Parents should keep their mouths shut and their wallets open!

  • Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle!
    -Justin

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  • Turkey’s know no mercy!

    by Julie
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  • Dont tell me how to live and I wont tell you how to die

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  • You fruitloop!!!

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