Funny Quotes

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  • I smile when u call me a Bi.tch because i already knew...

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  • Being bipolar is not having constant moodswings, its being cold at both ends.

    by Tricia
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  • Well today was a total waste of Make up!

    by nicole
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  • H.I.P.P.O.
    your so fat u roll like dough
    oi hippo

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  • The larger the mass of an object the greater theforce of attraction, and trust me you are very attractive!

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  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

    by Malinda
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  • I may be Dumb, but I'm not Stupid!

    by swoods
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  • Did you know that 12 P.M. comes before 12 A.M?? Think about it!! :D

    by Cassie
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  • Girls do not want a sensitive guy!! When somebody breaks into the house and you're both sitting there crying... who's gonna get the man out of the house??? -lol-

    by Cassie
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  • *on tshirt*

    objects in t-shirt are not done developing

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