When u get married
n live in a hut
send me a snap
of your first born
S!ut

Next time dont mistake the crazy glue
for lubricant

What would you do if you were at a restaurant with your date and out of the salt shaker at your table pops Geroge W Bush yelling at you, "YOU'VE WON!"

Seriously, what would you do?

You dirty bum-looker!

A kiss blown
is a kiss wasted
a kiss aint a kiss
unless its tasted
but kissing spreads germs
and germs are hated
so kiss me baby
im vaccinated!

I found this offline and i really liked it.

*you think youre all that and a bag of chip, well you know what i'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow B~I~T~C~H

I dropped a tear into the ocean...i don’t think ill ever see it again?

"Football players sweat and stink
B U T . . . . . .
Waterpolo players sweat and smell good..."

I love white waterpolo players!!!

2 men walked into a bar
ya think one of em woulda ducked

Idiots are among all of whom i cannot help, so you must be pretty stupid.

//Ari\\