Funny Quotes

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  • Don't hate me
    Cuz you ain't me

    by ***MoNi***
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  • I sparkle like a diamond,
    I shine like a pearl,
    can"t nothing compare to this baby girl!

    by Rehana
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  • Roll roll roll a joint
    twist it at the end
    light it up
    take a puff
    and pass it to a friend
    roll roll roll a joint
    pass it down the line
    take a toke
    hold the smoke
    and blow you fu(king mind

    not mine but i love it

    by amanda
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  • What would Scooby do?

    by sami
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  • DONt hatE me cOz im bLAzin..
    hATe me cOz ur mAn was
    *d a z i n*

    by RandaRoo
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  • IM tha mAIn attraCtion
    gETtin all tHA satISfactiON
    dOIn all thA t e a z i n
    gEtin alL tha *pLEazin*

    by RandaRoo
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  • KuTte EnUf 2 TeasE
    SexXi EnUf 2 pLeZz
    So BoiZ Tell Ur PaNtS
    tO sToP pOiNtIn PlezZ*

    by RandaRoo
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  • ThA g&S CoMManDmEnTz
    1* SpOiL oUr aZz
    2* PlEaZze uS
    3* PzZ.. Nxt bOi
    ShyTt we Left out LuvIn..
    oHh waiT thEreZ nO tyM foR thaA

    by RandaRoo
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  • WhO u thINk ur foOlin?
    --Set yA gAme straIght..
    Coz if u thInk ur gNA play Me
    ..bElieVe me *u aInt*

    by RandaRoo
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  • There once was a man called Dave
    Who dugg up a prostitutes grave
    She was smelling of shit
    And was missing a tit
    But look at the money he saved!

    by Jay
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