Funny Quotes

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  • The Devil is not my friend, I won't try to impress him.

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  • If someone asks me what can remind a visiting tourist of Uganda best, then I might say yoghurt; the colder, the better! It's a place of milk and honey.

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  • When you take her name and add the second part of mine, you get a new name.

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  • A plastic ID does not make me a citizen; am first a citizen, then I get the plastic to confirm.

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  • Life is hard, but death is not soft.

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  • Every movie has a message, you have to watch it out!

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  • One of the Funniest Jokes that the Devil and his followers have ever cracked is that GOD has no money, hahahaha!

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  • Since the world did not end in Y2K, I decided to visit Arua and found it quite kalikali [Translated from Lugbara: sweet].

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  • Matthew wrote a Documentary, Mark wrote Sci-Fi, Luke wrote Action while John wrote a Romcom.

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  • Even an old man drinks milk.

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