I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.

Money grows on trees, branches, stems and stalks.

One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

Money is just a number.

When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

Money can buy a way to Heaven if you pay your tithes and give to the needy; JESUS, save our souls with YOUR blood!

You cannot see what is on your back.

They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

If you want oranges but life throws lemons at you, then cut them and eat; they have health benefits.