Funny Quotes

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  • My mother made me a homosexual
    *graffitti on a bathroom wall

    if i gave her wool could she make me one?

    *beside the graffitti

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  • I've been hurt before in the most sensitive parts
    yeah, boys have balls, but girls have hearts

    by Erica
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  • Life is like a newspaper, when they get sick of the news they trow it away(like when someone gets sick of there life they just throw it away to drugs and violence)

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  • There are those that love life, and there are those that live life to love.

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  • Screw you and all your damned glory

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  • STUPID HURTS

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  • They say" life gives you lemons".. i wake up everday of my life and all i get..is the covers pulled off me..a bright light..and some1 yellin at me..ive never had no fu(kin lemons..i dont think ive ever even held a flippin lemon!!

    by Clare
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  • Why dont they put some truth in the saying life gives you lemons and change it to life gives you parinoid parents

    by Clare
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least until net years checkup

    by Erin
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  • Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

    Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

    by ItGirl
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