Save water... shower with a friend.

You say to a girl---> if you didnt have feet would you wear shoes?
then she replies---> No.
then you say----> so why do you wear a bra!!!

I'm not completely useless... i could be used as a bad example!

Lets live in a world where chickens can cross the rode without having their motivations questioned.

*my friend said it to me once*

How do i know i am God? Well i was praying one day then i realized i was talking to myself

Team might not have an I in it but idiot has 2.

Person 1: do you want a raise?

person 2: yes

person 1: sit on my lap again and i will give you a 6 inch raise

If you are Pregnant by a b*stord will yu son be one to?

lol im bired in careers class and this just poped in my head

All you need in this world is a dirty mind
and someone to share it with...

I'm only with my boyfriend because i want his friend.