When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

***Not mine, but i thought it was hilarious***

"It hurts to be beautiful"

u dont even noe how tru that is

Don't HATE me cuz you AINT me! LOL
Movie: White Chicks

(WARNING THIS IS A REDNECK JOCKE)
U MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF U USE HORSES TO MOWE UR BACK YARD (LMFAO)!!!!!!!!!

You are the sunshine in my day........
and the moon light in my night

Roses are red
violets are blue
God made me beautifull
wtf happened to you

Mean kid:so what you gonna do go cry to your mom cause i punched you

Nice kid:No

Mean kid:sure.

Nice kid:im serious im not..im gonna go cry to my dad..DAAAAAAADY!!

Guy:what the hell happen to your face..

other guy:oh i got into a fight.

Guy:so they ran your face over with there car!!

Lying is so overrated!..not telling the truth is the new cool thing...

If life gives you lemons ask them if you can have limes to then combine them bouth an plant them so they can grow in to delicious icy cold lemon lime sodas..mmm..mmm..good!!