If at first you don't succeed.... lower your standards.

--not mine--

Alcohol isn't the answer, but it can make you forget the question.

--not mine--

I love you,
I love you not.
I think your sexy,
And I think you're hot.
So do me now,
And do me good.
Make it last,
And make it feel good.
And in the end....
You're only a friend.
It was just a fling,
Because I found a better thing!

Its not my falt i fell 4 him...hes the one that triped me!!!!!!!!!!

If everyone was like you there would be war

U can't turn a ho into a house wife

If you can't find a job, there is always hand job that is always hire...

"Life is just one big sexual innuendo."
-AJ Schmid

Hay is for horses
Better for cows
Bend-over and I'll show you how

Horn broken...
WATCH FOR FINGER!!