Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!!

I heart you!

I'm gonna kick you in the cell phone!

The world is like a gaint highschool, it is full of idiotic people that don't understand anything.

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

The most intelligent thing I've ever heard anyone say:

"Jeez, my thong is giving me a wedgie..."

T.T

Size does matter
it is like water entering you home
the bigger the pipe
the better the service

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

YOU JUST JELOUSE BECUZ SHE CAN GET ANY GUY SHE PLEASES AND YOU CAN ONLY GET A GUY IF YOU ON YOU KNEES!!

NO, YOU MAY NOT POKE MY EYES OUT AND MAKE LOVE TO MY SKULL