Funny Quotes

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  • Like what u see???
    call 1800-YOU-WISH
    lol

    by Karla
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  • What di u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other???

    Eileen...

    ( I Lean)

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  • "want to get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait!"

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  • You know why I like to date really tall guys? Because they have to bend to kiss me!

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  • A,B,C,D,L,S,D
    Gummybears are after me
    One is red
    One is blue
    One just stole me freaking shoe
    A,B,C,D,L,S,D
    Look what crack has done to me.

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  • Shroom mates wanted!

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  • If guys were made outta chocolate, there'd be no more heartbreak.

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  • I really do hope that one day, he will give up on asking me out, can't he see that I'm too good for him???

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  • Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others.

    by David
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  • Common sense aint so common

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