--Don't be mad when someone calls you a wh()re--

--Wh()res get PAID!! ;-)--

"Todays army commericials make it look extreme, kinda like if you join it they give you a skateboard instead of a t-shirt."- jonathan clodfelter

"If you want to be heard, just jump off a building, or just yell real loud."jon clodfelter

"you never really realize how big the world is until you get pushed out of a plane."- jon clodfelter

"when im feeling like i have it the worst, i just remember what my uncle george told me, hey at least your not a symese twin connected at the butt and the other ones gay."

Practice makes perfect..nobodys perfect y practice?

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Dont worry too much about the doors that slam in your face,
Just watch out that you dont get your toes caught in them.

If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to BUY her friends??

I'm just going to roll around on the floor for a little bit, kay??