Funny Quotes

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  • Friends are just stranger that have not been alienated yet

    by ashley
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  • Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

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  • Got a problem with me
    SOLVE IT
    Think I'm trippin
    TIE MY SHOEs
    Can't stand me
    SIT DOWN
    Can't face me
    TURN AROUND

    by krissi
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  • Apple juce is good,but to me orange juice is better,so i say what the heck, LETS MIX UM TOGEATHER! :D

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  • Your moms so small she went golfing an they thought she was the ball.

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  • \"when people say whats a matter cat got your toung, every so often i sometimes think that those people mean it.\"

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  • "Why do they call it chicken pox anyways?"

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  • Your nice curves your beautifull color the way you run is what makes you perfect, GOD I LOVE MY CAR!

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  • Some Guys are like lava lamps...
    Pretty to look at, but not too bright!!

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  • Relationships are like jobs, dont put in your two week notice till you find another.

    by CHRIS
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