Sarah you were great
My name's not Sarah!!!
I did not say Sarah I said
Is sarah beer in the fridge?!?
((Is there a beer in the fidge))

>>>Not Mine Blue Collar TV

Wise One say: "Environment is like Internet, and all the Pollution is Porn"

"Procrastinators meet.... tomorrow."

~I heard this from a friend of mine and I though it was funny...~

God made poopie smell bad so we wouldnt eat it.but we MUST have ate it or why was it in there?

Never begin a hunger strike on an empty stomach.

"Where are you gonna send us....STUDY HALL?!"

-An inside joke between My friends and I.

"Grass."

-Said repeatedly by Ethan.

Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

10 out of 5 doctors think it's OK to be schizophrenic.

-Anonymous

This isnt mine, but its from Gilmore Girls:

Im going to makeout in the coatroom, dont eat my chicken.