Funny Quotes

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  • Once the sun goes down, all the weirdo's go crazy

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  • I wouldn't have a Blues Clues!!!

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  • I don't see no forest! there are to many trees in the way!!

    by jaki
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  • "Rudolph, we found out why your nose is so red."
    "Is it pixie dust or happy elves?"
    "No its a tumor. A very severe one"
    "A magical -"
    "You're going to DIE."

    by jaki
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  • Eat desert first, you never know when you are going to die.

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  • Going 2 macdolalds for salad is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins!

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  • In a world full of cheerios; i dare to be a fruit loop

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  • Im not mean ur just a sissy

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  • My computer turns me on
    -liz aka the poet

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  • When I was little, my parents moved a lot....but I always found them.
    (not mine)

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