Help I've fallen and i can't.....hey, nice carpet!
(not mine)

It's not bad to steel as long as no one is looking.

Only dogs get mad, people get angry.

If you run out of pads use a bandaid.

If you run out of tampons use q-tips.

If your condom brakes, use a baloon!

A friend will bail you out of the jail,
A Best friend is the one who sititng besides you saying...." DAMN THAT WAS FUN!!!"

"I'm a growing girl, I have needs!"

~ttyl (it's a book ppl and it's really good)

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

When somebody you love hurts you.
CRY A RIVER,
BUILD A BRIDGE
AND GET OVER IT.