Your ma best friend.....
when ur sad im sad
when ur mad im mad
when u cry i cry
when u jump off a bridge and die
DAMN im gonna miss u!!!!

Lifes not all flowers and sausages

Haha I heard that on the radio

"DON'T drink water, fish have sex in it!!!"

~i read it somewhere i don't remember, but i like it~

"if you think you got it bad put yourself in jesus's sandals"

So then I was diagnosed with AD- hey! is that a cow?

WWJB
"Who would Jesus Bomb?"

I'm not perfect, but I'm workin' on it.
-McDonald's Bag

Bigger butt,
Better boyfriend! (joking)

"Internet? You should be on the InterNOT! Haha!"

- Dane Cook

**My friend Cody said this 2 me wen i was said**

I went home to my cardboard box and sum old dude was taking a crap on it...and it broke:(