Funny Quotes

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  • Girl youR kinda like vitamin C \'cause you make my BONE get HARD!

    *I found this and it made me laff very much! HA!*

    by selina
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  • Why cant a blonde dial 911?

    she cant find the 11.

    (not mine)

    by Bex
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  • Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

    (not mine)

    by Bex
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  • My Skins tanner
    My Muscles are bigger
    My face is cuter
    And that’s why I'm out wit your girl
    And your on your computer

    by Steven
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  • Trippy tippy toe down the hall
    look for cccandies eat them all

    if u dont get this ask me on msn
    insomnia_freak23@hotmail.com or aim Broken6Child

    by CaptainTyingKnots
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  • THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE
    POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP
    YOU DECIDE

    by emily
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  • Hook'd on fonix reely werked fer me!

    by StephanieMichelle
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  • You can't smoke pretzels.
    Trust me, I've tried.

    by M MEM
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  • Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns,
    Menstrual cramps,
    Menopause...
    Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

    by Katie
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  • Super ready when i put the fire out

    by kayla
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