Funny Quotes

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  • You have to take the higway to the realworld there are no back roads

    by KayCee
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  • Florida
    University

    ( look at the first letter of each word )

    by Juliana
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  • Normal
    People
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    Scare
    Me!!!!!

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  • A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet

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  • "Oh My God! you're like a fricken' boomerang! I throw you away and you just keep coming back!"

    by Carolyn
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  • Hell froze over! lets go melt it! *grabs blow torch* "what are you doing?" *throws blow torch into closet* "Nothing Mom!"

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  • I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy

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  • I wish upon a star and all i got was you...........But damn you look just so damn good!
    Can i take another veiw?!?!?!?!

    by becca
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  • I AM NOT LAZY.................................
    im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

    by becca
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  • CRY ME A RIVER
    BUILD ME A BRIDGE
    AND GET OVER IT

    by becca
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