Funny Quotes

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  • Were u sayin hi to me or my breast?

    by Milla
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  • A-B-C-D-E-F-G gummy bears are chasing me - red one purple one white one too FOOCK the green one ate my shoe !! .. i\'ll be back after i catch that lil sod!!!

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  • Me: I need something fruity
    Arthur: CALL JAIRO!!

    (Jairo is this one guy that is extremly gay, it's just so freakin obvious)

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  • FURRY FOOL!

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  • LOOK AT MY NIGGA
    GOT HIM ON MY OWN
    DON'T LOOK AT HIM
    I DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T
    SO BACK OFF
    I'LL GIVE YOU A B* SLAP
    BUT GURL LOOK IN THE MIRROR
    U GOT NO ASS

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  • To the hell-hole called school I am bound,
    this homework is a pain that I've found.
    Complete all work before the due date,
    so my teacher won't mark the work late.
    Screw all learning, ignorance is bliss.
    Aw crap! *pssst* What's the answer to this?

    by dandy
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  • I streaked through the Caferteria! lol

    by Heather
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  • *Sings*
    "My poke'mon bring all the boys to the yard, they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" Damn right I wanna trade cards, I can beat you, I got Charizard."

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  • Life is like a box of condoms.. No matter which one you pick, your gonna get screwed..

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  • PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ READ AND COMMENT ON MY POEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Roxy
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