I am not the girl ur mommy warned u about her imagination is not that good.

God made water
God made wine
God made u so ******Fine

This is what can be fun doing something u love is the way to live life lol we all should know that right!!!!

I Wanna Lock U In My Bedroom, Close Da Curtains, Shut Da Light, Get Unda Da Bed Sheets: So I Can Show U My New Glow In Dark Watch

Wot?ur mama is wot?fat ?ohhh ur mama is soooo thin i mean fat tht she pisd her pants bcause it was too tight 4 her thighs

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

Have u herd of janola stains?i think ma cuz in new zealand knows about this disaster

I wished i lived in calamazoo were elephants eat poo while the sky makes doo wahoo!!!!!

Sex is like air...
It's not important until ur not gettin any!!

"I don't hide my feelings to people. That's why I've been dubbed "To State the Obvious."