I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard!

*You talk mad crap but say it without a trace, come on hunnie be a big girl and say it to my face, cause if u cant walk da walk then dont talk da talk, cause fake lil biitches like u get outlined in chalk*

Me and my friends used to do this in class when we got REALLY bored, you should try it some time...

ok heres what you do, just say naked after everything the teacher says

sounds corny, but it can get very funny if you are bored enough

The shallowness of a synthetic nature only deepens the oceans of stupidity and ignorance...congratulations on drowning yourself in the Pacific Ocean of idiocy.

//Ari\\

Okay kiddies! Remember: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Best friend
If i go to jail a friend will be there to bail you out but a best friendwill bethere to say that was fun lets do it agin.

Do I look like a shopping item to u?
Cuz u sure r checking me out!

A friends will bail you out a jail,
a good friend will brake you out of jail,
but a best friend will be sitting right there saying \'okay we screwed up again, but you gotta admit, that was awesome!!!!\'

Lloyd:Aimee, theres other fish in the sea
Aimee(after crying cuz of a guy):well, I don't want a fish Lloyd...I want a man!!!