Men are blessed to have us
We are cursed to have them

BARBIE SMEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

Girl in my english class "where's page one? is it after page two?"

i'm not kidding, she was serious!

"Stupid is as Stupid does"!!!!

Guys are like tampons, once they get up in you, they'll never be the same!

When in trouble when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout!

Ur mama is soooo fat tht evry time she turns around its her birhtdae

I have been all over the world and seen many things stranger than people walking backwords.

Here is a little advice for you:
never play leapfrog with a unicorn!

When life gives you lemons,
make grape juice.
Then sit back and watch everyone wonder, How the heII you did that!