Funny Quotes

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  • YoU cAn'T StAy MaD aT SoMeOnE wHoMaKeS YoU sMiLe

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  • Friends are like condoms...
    They protect you when things get hard!!!

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    by Tammy
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  • "are you hiding a stick in your pants?"

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  • Freud was so busy analysing people
    He forgot himself

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  • Youre as fake as that padded bra your wearing!

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  • To admire from a distance only limits us from what can really be. Take that chance and see what you get. You might not regret what you get in the end.

    by amanda
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  • 1st chance-I blew it
    2nd chance- I blew it
    3rd chance- I...blew him

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  • I hope you know C.P.R....
    Because you take my breath away.

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  • Refuse to be used

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    get in my bed
    you kno what to do!

    by Bri
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