Life's too short..Is this what a 100 years old man says???

Versace was only made for the rich
Then who is made for US?????

Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly!

If practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to dribble a football.

Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

The road to success is always under construction.

"How long a minute is..... depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."

Someday, we'll look back on this, smile, laugh nervously and change the subject

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year."