Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

HAHA

Give a penny. Take a penny. If you need more than five pennies, get a job.

I thought it was okay to talk to myself... untill I told myself a joke I'd never heard before.

From Taxi-
Hey whats the ball of yarn doing in the fridge?

Sometimes I forget what I was going to say like yesterday when..............

Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is the perfect postion to drop you on your butt.....

Brittany spears and my computer have something in common there both cheap white and plastic

Have you ever been to aspen?
it will make your a-$-$ spin! :-)

** my fav of my mates stupid things to say... this was in geography last year...**

"what do zebra's eat? dont they eat monkey's??"

**dont worry girl i still love you**

I got more game dan playstation, game cube, Xbox & nintendo put together...... U so cant handle me!