Funny Quotes

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  • All the demon-possessed pork drowned in the water.

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  • If houseflies are found in the house, then what do you find in butter? Butterflies.

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  • If it wasn't for TV, newspapers and books, then I would probably not become a fine artist.

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  • The tall boys in Rosario, Argentina mocked Messi's shortness, but now his football statistics are taller than them.

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  • Let us count in Lugbara: toko, alu, iri, na, su, towi, azia, aziri, aro, oromi, 0123456789!

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  • When facing off with a problem, you need to sidestep it like Nonu of the New Zealand All Blacks in the 2015 Rugby World Cup Final.

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  • Finding the right wife out of 4 billion women is like a quadratic equation.

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  • Think like a CPU, act like a display!

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  • When you put the upper half of a Bic pen in sunlight and lower part in a shade, a blazing ring of light forms at the tube base.

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  • "Everybody Hates Chris", but I like him because he is very funny.

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