Funny Quotes

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  • I do not wear tattoos, denim jeans, wigs, bangles nor ties.

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  • My day lasts 25 hours; 24 on the clock and one hour in my dreams.

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  • The Funniest Joke the Devil and his advocates have ever cracked is that GOD has no money, hahehihohu, yet HE can create anything.

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  • Watch and hear your bird ,who knows to sing a sad song rather than listen to other birds in the bushes which sing happy song.

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  • The world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment

    -Dave Capdevielle

    by Anya
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  • The lover is like a football. More you kick him/her, he/she will be fine

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  • Am I good to be bad?
    Or
    Am I bad to be good?

    -55_ro1

    by 55_ro1
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  • Sow good, reap good, too lazy to chop wood, no Fireplace to warm your space!

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  • If the ambiance is right, you'll get your high on a mocktail in a cocktail glass, as it is a guilt-free drink.

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  • Mahol sahi ho to jo nasha whiskey ke glass me paani peene se kahin hota hai
    Woh darr ke mare paani ke glass me whiskey dal kar nahi hota hai!

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