The truth about girls...

gossip isn't a sin,
its an art!

WELL AINT THAT DANDY

F ckd up
I nsecure
N erur0tic
E motional

Me and You?
Psh, we're as tight as spandex on a fat lady ;)

A kiss is a kiss, and a plum is a plum, but a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up wide and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise

Schools cool but what are you

Procrastination is like masterbation, it's only fun until you realize you've screwed yourself!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

You never fail if you try. But success depends upon your definition of trying.

If jumping to conclusions were a real exercise maybe I wouldnt be so fat. :P