Funny Quotes

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  • F**k off you F**king B***ard cleaning my window. F**king Get off it now you F**king W**ker

    My little sister said this to the window cleaner, i think it is funny so i put it on here

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  • School is boring ill do any thing to get out...
    school is so boring i just want to shout...
    school is so boring i might just drop out...

    ***lol***
    (i did not drop out)

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  • Life is a give and take. The biggest example is right infront of us. Tress give us oxygen and in return we give them carbon dioxide.

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  • "Damn if Red Bull really works"
    A student in a middle of a test
    A prisoner in a middle of trial
    Whoever feels locked up in a place

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  • If at first you don't succeed sky diving is not for you.

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  • *Some people think that being a ford truckin, hell rasin, beer drinkin, ass kickin, shotgun slingin,redneck is a bad think...for me it's a way of life!*

    by Felicia
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  • " if two wrongs dont make a right,....but three rights make a left then were all good ,....right?!"

    by Jessica
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  • OH MY GHEIST!!

    he he my friend went to say oh my christ and oh my god at the same time and it came out like tht we found it highly hilarious lol x

    by nadine
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  • A cat looks down upon a man, a dog looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see it's equal

    by Shawna
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  • "my boobs are getting so big! there never gonna stop growing! there gonna take over the world someday.."
    ~Crystal Chase~

    by *Emmy*
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