I fort of a reali gd quote d ova day but i didnt rite it dwn finkin id memba it but den a few hours l8r i membad wot my memory was lik!!!

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

T-shirts at Wal-Mart.

(Guy's Black Shirt)
My girlfriends out of town.

(Girl's White Shirt)
My boyfriends out of town.

Im waiting to see a couple like that O_o hmm

(Guy's Green Shirt With Stick Figures)
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad.

Make wrong moves atleast it lets you know what exactly went wrong.

.it's funny until someone gets hurt.
...then it's f...ing hilarious!...

For the peoplez who keep putting, "i called your boyfriend guy and he hit me with his purse" its getting so old it has mold.

Clowns are very scary people. seriously, think about, they always know when its your bday and they always were make-up, even when they are guys.

Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake?

(situation)- a girl is failing history

-have you ever heard the saying history repeats its self?

-yea

-well in this case i'll be repeating history

I tried to smoke hash but the potatoes wouldnt light.