Some people say that friendships are like flowers>> there full of beauty and lasting strength

but whoever said that obviously never stopped to think about the life of a flower

Sticks and stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!!!
(not mine)

Open mind is better than open legs...but its nice to be open both ways!!!
(not mine)

PiMpeTtE oF tHe YeAr
PlAyErEtTe Of ThE sEaSoN
yOuR gUyS gOnE aNd Im ThE rEaSoN!!

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?" Get it? hahaha...

CANDLE SAFETY:
"When you go out, blow out!"

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

If u sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and seven pillows, u're either gay or married

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married