Ive got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Im feeling a little off.. You mind turning me on?

I would love to be a candle......Cause people blow me all the time!
or
Im like a candle.......everyone blows me once in their life!

OMFg I dont freakin get this quote i have read it like 2 million tikes but i still dont get it ...really i dont lol

If at first you don't succeed sky diving is not for you.

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggie style
or 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone loves get laid!!!!!!!

You say you love me, You say you need me, I say ok, Oh and btw what was your name agian?

I ain't funny, i just make people laugh!! what an idiot i am!! lol

I hated going to weddings, all the grandmas would poke me saying 'your next.' but they don't do that anymore, since i started doing that to them at funerals

"Like a midget using a urinal, keep on your toes"

If I had one wish, I'd wish I had an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.