Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Football and Tennis all take one ball, Racing takes two.

Come on! I've got thing to see and people to do! ( one of my friends said that)

It's not illegal if you don't know you're doing it.

Never let anyone bring you down..if they do punch them down so its even

“children in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause children”

“69 is the only number that is also a verb”

Life is short, eat a bar of chocolate.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin a doughnut roll down a hill.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, but it takes longer to get to England in a rowboat.