If you work outside without a shirt...
And your husband does too, you might be a redneck.

If you walk your father to school because he's in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

They say if you really love something let it go, if it comes back it yours, and if it dont hunt it down and drag it back!!

Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks~

It's all funny until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious!!

You stupid skinny anorexic cow

this is about this b****y girl in my class. my friend said it about her. theres more but it gets ugly, lol.

Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in!

If you didn't have a bag over your head......i'd be so humiliated!

Hey, could you talk slower....i've been doing this LISTENING thing all day and im so confused.....

Its funny to think of you having kids. but its even funnier to think of what they will look like