I am like air and I do wherever I want even if you have a bullet
You cannot kill me

I got this quote from two of my best friends.

"when your mad it takes 47 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to get up and slap the motherf^@*er in the head"

Lifew is short
make fun of it.

Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

It's all fun and games until someone...loses their head!

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
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Ma frend's, thanks maite!

Got A Problem? Have You Tried Kicking It?

Guys are like roses watch out for the priks.

"It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian."

In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?