I dont believe in sex before marriage...you'll be late for the wedding!

Disaster is when I cut my finger...comedy is when YOU fall down a man hole and die

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

What are you dyslexic
reading my backwards and saying im anorexic

Im NOT wearing tight pants!!!!

I'm Going To Eat Something That I found On The Ground ... And When I Do, I'm Going To Say YUM YUM!

U talkin 2 me or chweing on a brick either way ur guna loose ya teeth!~!~!

hehe

Sometimes i wish i could b u just so i could go out with me :)

lol

" It's true that beauty is only skin deep, but make-up does make it a little deeper..."

All yall hatas trying to steal my style what next you gonna steal my smile