Try saying this:

Parangacutirimicuaro

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at my tire
I noticed your cat.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!!!

I didn't write this quote my sister has a plaque in her bathroom with this saying on it and I thought I would share it!!!!

Its nice to be important but its important to be nice

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Always keep smiling.....

because thats the second best thing you can do with your lips (;

DANCE LIKE nO oNes wAchIng 4 life is 2 short to care whAt peOpLE THinK!!

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.the softer the bed.
.the better the screw.

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

I want what i want when i want it