I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
LOL

Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT???
A. STAR FISH LOL :D

..printed on your forehead it states--"OUTSTANDING FAILURE"

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M

Let me put it nicely,
I hope you CHOKE!

Stewey: can i touch ur hair? I'm gunna touch.

** touches black guys hair**

stewey: omg it feels lk a sheep

LOL I LUV FAMILY GUY

DON'T CALL ME A W H O R E...I WUD NEVER DO U

LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA FUNNY

BRUNETTE...
cuz sum1 has to be smart

Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez.