Funny Quotes

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  • The Chickens are on fire and the cieling is laughing at me?!?!?!?

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  • You can pick your friendz...you can pick your clothez...you can even pick your underwear...but you can't pick your parents! Doesn't that suck?!?

    by Nevaeh
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  • I fell UP the stairs!!

    by Nevaeh
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  • ...heY! please comment on some of my poems.. i have bunches! ill return the favor

    luvz,

    samantha

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  • .::.FoR aLL tHoSe PeOpLe DaT lUv To TaLk ShYt BoUt Me DuN gEt Pi*sEd WhEn U gEt DiSsEd CuZ u JuS aNoThA h*e On MaH sHyT LiSt.::.

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  • If you can't sing good or you can't sing a good song than don't sing at all!!!

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  • A misunderstanding is when the person is not listening to you at all!

    by Nevaeh
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  • If I had a dime for every single person that said the word "I" in a sentence...I'd be the richest rich person in the entire universe!!

    by Nevaeh
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  • Sorry I couldn't make it there was a power failure, I'm stuck on the escalator!

    by Nevaeh
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  • It takes two to tango, but it only takes one to fall and break the other's ankle!

    by Nevaeh
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