If life was fair then we wouldn't have politics.

Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity!!

My sister once told me "do as i say, not as i do".
yeah sis I love ya but if I did what you do, I'd kill myself cuz without you I don't have a clue!

(to my sis, she taught me everything)

The reason this door is locked is the same reason people don't knock!

To Be A Good Girlfriend.

RULE 1. let your boyfriend know when you are having cramps or period. you do not want him to make you angry. when your period or cramps settle you would not want to regret hurting or even killing (you psycho women) him.

When A Man Opens The Car For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife lol

Love Makes A Man Think Almost As Of A Woman As He Thinks Of Himself

My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian

Life, whats that? its a magazine. How much does it coast? 25 cents. I dont have 25 cents....Well thats life:D

GuYz ArE LiKe ThE aPeNdIx, WhEn ThEy'Re ThErE ThEy R a PaIn, WhEn YoU lOsE iT YoU FiNd OuT U DiDnT NeEd It In ThE FiRsT PlAcE!!!!!!!!