Why not live your life like Laguna Beach?

Sticks and stones may break ma bones but whips and chains xcite me, so push me down and tie me up and show how much u like me ;)

I'm cute, crippled, and cocky.
-Ryan

I've gotten some meat in me.
-Mariana

When life gives you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.

Have you ever played put the straw with coke in it in the icecream cone, and blow?

I have a hole, in my ice cream cone, and no matter how much i suck it, the white stuff just wont stop comin out

I may drunk, but in the morning i'll be sober, and u'll still be ugly.

My dad wants me to be a carpenters dream, never been laid and flat as a board.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You come to my office
And you know what to do...

Maybe i didnt count on u breaking my heart but i bet you didnt count on someone else being there to put the peices back together