*~*My heart is like Monopoly…so many renters…but only ONE will ever invest in it! ;)*~*

Sofa King Awesome

say it real fast and see what you get...

Why do people say nothing is impossible? so if anything is possible then men can get pregnant?

I always thought a man can never get pregnant until that is i met you. you've proved me wrong NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE.

*had a situation with a total jerk who looked like he was pregnant

If your parents say "Don't do it", Go for it!

You tried to hurt me by hittin me but i just turned to you and said, wanna hurt me let me help and bashed myself up n now i have a black eye!

He he he told by a girl n i was right the world dose not revolve sroun u i was cryin but u didnt cause it so just pull your head outta your ass long enough to notice other people

I'd let you ALmOsT drown in the pool just so i could pull u out n give you CPR;)

Watch out for flying squirrels!!!

the penguins are coming for you...

Say this REALLY loud:

"I like Mike Hawk"

hahaha!!!