Funny Quotes

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  • Say this REALLY loud:

    "I like Mike Hawk"

    hahaha!!!

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  • Im the Queen
    So Bow Down On Your knees
    and give me what i need!

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  • When I was young I played with toys;
    Now that Im older, I play with boys..

    by Jasmine
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  • I LOVE PICKLES AND GRAPES AND APPLES!!!!!!!!!L-M-F-A-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Bunny
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  • Chocolate is the key to life!

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  • Stop asking Oprah what to do, get on ur knees, and pray

    by Dory
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  • Green Day is like sex.
    When they're good, they're really good.
    And when they're bad....
    they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

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  • Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

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  • I was here, but now im not
    i went away to smoke some pot
    if in life you dont succeed
    f.u.c.k it all and smoke some weed

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  • Thier are plenty fish in the sea but who wants to date a fish?

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